The composition is so amazing, especially the faux skirt-twirling.
i sometimes think about this girl i hope she’s well
I finally caught the whole thing!
I don’t even know what it’s advertising… but I want it.
after u cum and ur just like
The Horrifying Black Magic of the Necropants
Faced with natural disasters, constant coastal pirate raids, and a crushing class system that left all but the richest citizens living in stone huts, the Icelandic peasants of the 17th century led a hard life. Many of the people turned to witchcraft as a last resort to improve their wretched lives. At Strandagaldur, the museum of Icelandic sorcery & witchcraft, these times of magic and fear are remembered in often shocking detail. The most shocking and horrifying display at the museum are the “necropants”.
The necropants are the dried skin of a man from the waste down. The disgusting skin leggings were the main component of a ritual that was said to bring the person who completed the spell unlimited wealth. However, the requirements of the spell were so incredibly unbelievable that it’s hard to fathom anyone actually completing this.
First, the sorcerer must make a pact with a friend that he can skin the friend’s body from the waist down after the friend dies of natural causes. Once the friend is dead, the magician must wait until the friend has been buried, dig up the body and then skin the lower half of the corpse without creating any holes or tears. Once the necropants have been created, the person completing the ritual must actually wear them against their own bare skin.
Next, the ritual requires that the sorcerer steal a coin from a destitute widow and place it in the empty scrotum of the pants along with the magical Icelandic stave (symbol), Nábrókarstafur, written on a scrap of parchment. The pants soon become indistinguishable from the wearer’s body and, so long as the original coin was not removed, the scrotum would continue to miraculously fill with coins until the skin pants are removed.